Truth be told, no one is champing at the bit to put Sarah Jessica Parker on their 'Most Beautiful Actress' list. In fact, she was just named second unsexiest actress by MenKind (number one was Kristen Stewart-what?). Back in 2008, Maxim called her 'The Most Unsexy Girl in the World'. Looks like Harper's Bazaar China agreed because they made Parker look like someone else! What was the point of putting her on the cover? They claim it's her, but...well, without being mean, everything is quite exaggerated. Maybe it's a wax figure? Her eyes...you wouldn't be surprised to see lasers shooting out of them! Yikes! SJP is easily one of the most fashionable stars there is. Even her twin girls and her son look like little runway models whenever they're out! So, is she missing in action or did she actually approve this monstrosity?
On the new cover, Parker, 47, is wearing a lace and floral-ish top with a black bra underneath. She has her long, wavy hair down and she's wearing drop earrings and a round ring, in other words, the hair, clothes and accessories look cute. But the stuff that ain't so cute, well, yeah. People used to comment online about her hands, as they are unusually large, but on this cover, one is also deformed! It's hard to believe no one noticed that her hand is disjointed, her nose is unnaturally long and her cheeks are hollowed out. The paparazzi captured photos of SJP in her Sex and the City-city, homebase, New York City on Wednesday, out with her 3-year-old twin daughters and their nanny. She looked real againÂ—no wax figure, no laser eyes, hollow cheekbones or odd looking nose. Maybe the next time Sarah Jessica Parker in on a magazine cover, she should have final approval!