LATE NIGHT JOKES

Late Night Funny #1

The Vatican said that as soon as the Pope resigns, he will no longer be infallible. The Vatican said it's the same thing that happened to Oprah.

Conan O'Brien

Late Night Funny #2

How about the way Rubio never takes his eyes off the camera when he's reaching for the water. It's like, 'Drop the gun on the floor. Put down the gun.

Jimmy Kimmel

Late Night Funny #3

Before the State of the Union address last night, President Obama did an exploding fist bump with Republican Senator Mark Kirk. Which really goes to show you – it doesn't matter if they're black or white, Republican or Democrat, politicians are really awkward.

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #4

The most impressive thing about President Obama's State of the Union speech last night was that he did the whole thing without a single drink of water.

Jay Leno

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Card Ventura - Human Detective - (Ace's cousin) Feb 18, 2013, 10:37pm UTC

Do you think Obama will think to change times and laws? Hmmm! He certainly is all about Change! isn't he?

James s F. Feb 19, 2013, 12:31am UTC

We change the time on March 10th.
It's spring ahead, as I recall.

Ed Da Head Toker Feb 22, 2013, 12:47am UTC

mCcAIN WAS ABOUT CHANGE AS WELL, CHANGING OUR DOLLARS TO THE HANDS of the rich.

Card Ventura - Human Detective - (Ace's cousin) Feb 22, 2013, 4:40pm UTC

Well Ed, I somewhat agree with you there, except for one thing. It appeared to me that from the moment McCain announced he was running, it was his intention to "lose' so that Obama would 'win." Now that may seem peculiar to you, but there is this thing that has been going on in the Federal "government" (rulership actually) known as, "The Agenda." The Agenda is to merge the entire world to become under the rulership of the revived, (on November 9, 2009, I believe was the date), Holy Roman Empire. That is the date that all the members of the European Union signed their Treaty (Constitution under a different name for ratification purposes).
An agenda is an agenda no matter what political party holds the controlling power, as history reveals.

In fact, throughout the 2008 pre-election campgaining the Obama campaign was the only one that it was publicly announced of rehearsing for the inaugeration.

Ed Da Head Toker Feb 24, 2013, 4:33am UTC

Once he chose Palin, and she started to put her foot into her mouth, McCain didnt have a chance.

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Jean R B. Feb 19, 2013, 1:13am UTC

We shall see if he really is for change.

Ed Da Head Toker Feb 22, 2013, 4:52am UTC

at least Obama will not change our money into the pockets of rich people like Romney would have done.

Len Maxwell Apr 14, 2013, 4:05pm UTC

Probably not, but he'll keep changing the money from the pockets of the rich into his own pocket.

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Beth J. Feb 19, 2013, 5:13pm UTC

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Ed Da Head Toker Feb 23, 2013, 2:02am UTC

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Card Ventura - Human Detective - (Ace's cousin) Feb 22, 2013, 5:00pm UTC

Pardon me for changing the subject Ed, but I was just wandering if you are familiar with the MPP (Marijuana Policy Project)? www.mpp.org

Ed Da Head Toker Feb 24, 2013, 5:01am UTC

I know the name but not familiar with yet..
I will check them out in a bit.
I know I was on the mailing list of a few more, one had every other post an appeal for money.
ANd I do not give out my phone number even when I donate. If they demand it, I wont.

Card Ventura - Human Detective - (Ace's cousin) Feb 25, 2013, 10:45am UTC

They do ask for donations, but they don't bug the crap out of you for it. Rob Kampia seems to be earnest about his efforts. And he is in a good position to get things movin' and shakin'.

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Ed Da Head Toker Mar 1, 2013, 8:24pm UTC

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