What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod!
Slap Your Knee
What happens when you step in bubblegummo.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, idiot! BREATHE!
What's the Difference?
What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.