The Dog Rules When
You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.
You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot be said of your disgruntled spouse.
You introduce yourself to every dog you meet as "(Your dog's name)'s mamma/papa."
Your dog's wardrobe is as large as yours.
You let your dog have canine guests over; in fact, you insist that he socializes.
You tell your dog secrets you wouldn't dare tell your spouse.
You watch TV sitting on the floor, so that the dog can sit on the couch behind you & rest his chin on your shoulder for a good view.