by William M.
Member since:
July 31, 2006

The Dog Rules

February 15, 2013 09:47 AM UTC
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The Dog Rules When


You bought a bigger bed so that the dog could have more leg room.

You never forget to kiss your dog before you leave the house: the same, however, cannot be said of your disgruntled spouse.

You introduce yourself to every dog you meet as "(Your dog's name)'s mamma/papa."

Your dog's wardrobe is as large as yours.

You let your dog have canine guests over; in fact, you insist that he socializes.

You tell your dog secrets you wouldn't dare tell your spouse.

You watch TV sitting on the floor, so that the dog can sit on the couch behind you & rest his chin on your shoulder for a good view.



Comments: 24

Angela A. Feb 15, 2013, 10:03am UTC
Ha, ha. I love this. I have a dog and this is priceless because it's true
Amanda P. Feb 15, 2013, 10:04am UTC
I saw a few years ago they came out with a stroller for dogs! I thought it was ridiculous, until every small-breed dog owner I knew went out and bought one! Here they are walking down the street with the dog in the stroller and they're 2 year old child on a leash!! LMAO.. what is the world coming to?
Anne Sanders Feb 15, 2013, 10:05am UTC
Too cute! Thanks for the laugh today!
Bob B. Feb 15, 2013, 10:27am UTC
So true, William.
Phill Senters Feb 15, 2013, 10:56am UTC
LOL Now, if we could just get the dog to help pay some of the bills....
Sensational Sadie Sexy Senior Sitizen Feb 15, 2013, 10:57am UTC
No dog WIlliam and my cat doesn't have all those privileges. Cagney is still a cat. I do talk to her though.
Kim B. Feb 15, 2013, 1:10pm UTC
Daisy's wardrobe is larger than mine,lol
Earl Shugerman Feb 15, 2013, 1:42pm UTC
I had a canine that fit this description.
Nora D. Feb 15, 2013, 1:53pm UTC
Yep, yep.....great post! That PERFECTLY describes our exceptionally spoiled Labradoodle, Puddles!!!!! Not the "socialization" part, though, as she's absolutely terrified of other dogs, even though she's pretty big!!!!!! Puddles owns the house......we just "live" here.....LOL!!!! She took over our brand new bed long ago.....right after we bought it!!!!!
Love the post!
M L M. Feb 15, 2013, 2:27pm UTC
Of course we do that, we wouldn't be good furmommas/pappas if we didn't =)
RedBird. B. Feb 15, 2013, 4:02pm UTC
William, You sure Know what a Dog likes!~ :)
Rachel D. Feb 15, 2013, 4:26pm UTC
Funny!
Karen E. Feb 15, 2013, 4:57pm UTC
So true!
Mary Ann Slavcheff Feb 15, 2013, 5:03pm UTC
There are a lot of us dog people out there.
Janie E. Feb 15, 2013, 5:40pm UTC
LOL!!! I guess my dogs don't rule, just yet, although, two of them sleep on our bed.
Larry H. Feb 15, 2013, 8:10pm UTC
neat thanks fpr sharing.
Tessa D. Feb 15, 2013, 9:08pm UTC
woof
lynn a. Feb 16, 2013, 7:39am UTC
Oh, these are funny. I can relate to some of them and am not laughing about that though.
Kenneth B. Feb 16, 2013, 8:32pm UTC
You got a problem with that? woof woof.
Beth J. Feb 16, 2013, 9:51pm UTC
Thank you for sharing your post on Helping Out One Another
Leah Christensen Feb 17, 2013, 4:13am UTC
Except for the wardrobe, this all applies to my CAT!
JoAnn C. Feb 24, 2013, 10:46am UTC
very true

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