Rihanna Sports Underboob, Outlined Nipples, and...

As the world knows and expected, Rihanna arrived at the February 10, 2013 Grammy Awards ceremony carrying some unsightly extra weight. It's name was Chris Brown. She also wore a stunningly elegant, albeit seemingly conservative red ensemble. Later she changed into a "two-piece sequined outfit that barely covered her boobs...and didn't leave much to the imagination." Yikes.

On the end, the two piece ensemble didn't leave anything to the imagination at all. During a tribute to Bob Marley, Rih's sexy sequined number shocked the Grammys' Wardrobe Advisory committee to the cockles of their prudish hearts, by exposing a healthy shot of her under boob. The underboob flashing incident began with "lots of sneak peeks of her infamous Goddess Isis tattoo, under her breasts, and then...[her] under boob.

Oops. Of course, the elegantly understated red dress wasn't really as conservative as it seemed at first glance. On closer inspection, the outlines of Mr. Breezy's number one girl's obviously erect nipples are clearly visible through the material of her bodice.

And speaking of Mr. Breezy, does the world's favorite fun couple have some major 'splainin to do? Or at least an announcement to make?

According to Celeb Dirty Laundry, Rihanna looked like she was sporting the beginnings of a baby bump at the Grammys. Or not. Perhaps she'd just succumbed to a major attack of the munchies before going onstage. Hopefully, the "bump" was just a hot fudge sundae. If not, she can forget about "splainin' and making announcements. She'd better concentrate on getting her "man" some much needed therapy.

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.