by *Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle Y.
Member since:
January 16, 2007

Duck!

February 05, 2013 05:26 PM UTC
views: 0 | 4 people recommend this | comments: 17

I was on line today at a food store, and I saw a woman. She said she went on the river and was rafting with her husband.

She heard him yell, "duck!" So she stood up and looked for the duck, and he hit her in the head with the oar.

She had a big a lump  on her head. She said she never did see the duck. The story is true and so is the irony.

Comments: 17

Phill Senters Feb 5, 2013, 5:29pm UTC
LOL
Katrina Douglas Feb 5, 2013, 5:36pm UTC
Good one! Is it true?
Karen E. Feb 5, 2013, 5:36pm UTC
Oh no! haha!
Gilbert S. Feb 5, 2013, 7:09pm UTC
Fortunately it was not in Newtown ... otherwise she would have been hit with the gun ...
Tessa D. Feb 5, 2013, 7:20pm UTC
heh
Cheryl M. Feb 5, 2013, 7:44pm UTC
thanks for sharing
Larry H. Feb 5, 2013, 7:53pm UTC
AMUSING THANKS FOR SHARING
William M. Feb 5, 2013, 7:56pm UTC
Too bad there are different kinds of ducks.
Cynthia C. Feb 5, 2013, 8:15pm UTC
Thank you for sharing with us at Sadies Points :)
Rebecca P. Feb 5, 2013, 9:18pm UTC
Its a strange, crazy world.
*Carol ~Bronx Southern Belle Y. Feb 5, 2013, 11:35pm UTC
That is the truth.
Rayda Renshaw Feb 5, 2013, 11:59pm UTC
LOL
Yoshi k. Feb 6, 2013, 1:14am UTC
Perceptual blindness can strike in to most untimely places.
Reminds me a guy had this tiny little man - about a foot tall, and the little man had a little piano.

Goes in a bar - starts conversation - says it is a magic lamp. but you only get one wish.

Bartender makes wish, and suddenly horrendous amounts of Mallards, Indian Runners - you name it, flies thru.

Bartender said "HEY! I asked for a million BUCKS,m not a million Ducks!'

Guy said - "You think I asked for a 12" pianist?"
Angela A. Feb 6, 2013, 10:50am UTC
Te he!
Rachel D. Feb 6, 2013, 7:53pm UTC
Funny!
Joy Bee Feb 9, 2013, 1:41pm UTC
Poor woman. She never figured out the double meaning, huh?

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