‘Believe It Or Be A Doubting Thomas,’ the headline screamed and those without noses dripping bought a copy to read. This tale of Lee P seems like truth becoming fiction or a video sent to AFV in this rendition of authentic gospel truth needing contrition.
One might not think brown leaves malevolent, but the present dangerous brown leave effect was recently written by Lee P, dabbing nose with moistened handkerchief.
“ I think I'll put a bounty on the leaves and hire the grandkids to do away with them being careful not to do away with the soon to be blooming daffodils that are being held hostage by the ugly brown leaves. Save my nose!”
That week Lee’s grandkids on Jeopardy, so Lee must have smiled before deciding on a different solution for the brown leaves.
The before brown leave cover and after daffodil only blossom pix would hardly register a leaf blower yawn, if not for the quantum very slowed downed new fangled digital nano photographic instrument being randomly tested on Lee’s lawn.
Indisputable evidence of the quickness of brown leave demise and daffodil rise had puzzled onlookers, but not neighbors. What this modern-guru camera captured was a runny nose running to and fro and each drip had clung to many brown leaves. Photographs show a runny nose tugging the brown leaves away outside of camera range.
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And then the leaves won't be snotty.
This is my third pill taking day and the drippy nose and sneezing have finally stopped. I looked out my window this morning and wondered what that strange thing was on my lawn and now I know it's the new fangled digital nano photographic instrument being randomly tested, LOL! I hope it doesn't break the stems of my daffodils, a couple of them are about ready to bloom.
You made me laugh,
Thank you William, I'm honored to be roasted by you.
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