(I wrote this on January 31, 2013)
This time I happened to be in Clinton (fast food capital of the planet?) somewhere near the baseball stadium. I was walking with a couple of African friends, checking out a new Middle Eastern restaurant. It looked very busy.
Outside the eatery, there was an Elvis impersonator -- and also a martial arts film was being made. Unfortunately I had my dog Elke along on a leash and she was being her usual curious doofus self!
Suddenly one of the many "martial artists" running by, tripped and fell flat on his face! But he fell on some fairly-soft landscaping fabric, and recovered quickly. I apologized vociferously and he said, "that's ok -- just be careful."
Inside the restaurant (where did the dog go?) it was like watching a cooking show. The meal they prepared (for us or the whole crowd, evidently) was three pieces -- including a falafel patty and a couple of side dishes. It was all designed to be nutritionally optimal.
Wow -- where can I find this restaurant?! I'm sure it would be well worth the trip!!