A burglar is digging through a drawer in a dark room and hears a voice say "Jesus is watching". He freezes for a moment but heard nothing more so he goes back to digging for loot.
Again the voice says "Jesus is watching" and this time the burglar says "Who said that? Who's there?"
The voice answers "Moses".
The burglar spins around and his flashlight beam falls on a parrot. The burglar laughs in relief and says "What kind of idiot would name a parrot Moses?"
The parrot answers "The same kind that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
I leave the rest to your imagination.