Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 137
Bob's new shoes made a farting noise with each and every step. It was so embarrassing that he decided to soak them in peanut oil, but then everywhere he went, people asked if he'd had peanut butter for breakfast. Finally he just told everyone that he had accidentally dropped his peanut butter sandwich in the washing machine when he was pretending to be Batman while washing his socks. If there is a moral here, it must have escaped me.