by Phill Senters
Member since:
August 24, 2011

New Shoes

January 26, 2013 10:52 AM UTC
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Genre Shorties Prompt -- Week 137

 

Bob's new shoes made a farting noise with each and every step. It was so embarrassing that he decided to soak them in peanut oil, but then everywhere he went, people asked if he'd had peanut butter for breakfast. Finally he just told everyone that he had accidentally dropped his peanut butter sandwich in the washing machine when he was pretending to be Batman while washing his socks. If there is a moral here, it must have escaped me.

Comments: 25

Tracy Fabre Jan 26, 2013, 1:59pm UTC
I dunno. It makes sense to me. After all, I'm about to go put a frozen pizza in the dishwasher while pretending to be Wonder Woman.
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 2:11pm UTC
LOL Good luck with that. I'd like to read about it.
Ian, the social being Jan 26, 2013, 6:31pm UTC
Ah, Tracy, still the same woman I know and love.
I'd like to read about it, too.
Karen E. Jan 26, 2013, 2:22pm UTC
Oh Phill! Did the sound ever go away?
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 2:24pm UTC
Yeah, but he always smells like peanut butter now. LOL
Karen E. Jan 26, 2013, 3:04pm UTC
I think he might want to get new shoes...
mary v. Jan 26, 2013, 3:09pm UTC
LOL.
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 3:58pm UTC
LOL Thanks Mary.
Larry H. Jan 26, 2013, 5:07pm UTC
hmmmm farting shoes... thanks for sharing..
mary v. Jan 26, 2013, 5:08pm UTC
LOL.
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 7:24pm UTC
LOL Thanks Larry.
William M. Jan 26, 2013, 5:16pm UTC
;-) Cute.
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 7:24pm UTC
Thank you William. :)
Ian, the social being Jan 26, 2013, 6:33pm UTC
Well done, Phill. Quite effective.
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 7:25pm UTC
Thanks Ian. :)
Ian, the social being Jan 27, 2013, 2:08pm UTC
Enjoyed it, Phil-with-two-Ls. :-)
Phill Senters Jan 27, 2013, 6:33pm UTC
Thanks again Ian. :)
Betty S. Jan 26, 2013, 6:38pm UTC
Poor Guy!
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 7:25pm UTC
Thanks Betty. :)
Susan H. Jan 26, 2013, 8:10pm UTC
lol
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 8:45pm UTC
Thanks Susan. :)
FRANK VITALE Jan 26, 2013, 8:12pm UTC
Not sure about this one Phill ! LOL
Phill Senters Jan 26, 2013, 8:56pm UTC
LOL I'm not either Frank.
Sandi S. Mar 1, 2013, 7:47am UTC
Hmm... Odd...or maybe I need more coffee!
Phill Senters Mar 1, 2013, 10:15am UTC
LOL It was a writing challenge Sandi. :)

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