Challenge: You are either a hypnotist having fun with people’s minds or you are the victim of a hypnotist’s whims. What happened while under a trance and what happened after?
Curious wonder, I’ve been put under!
I'm the queen of England, oh, how grand!
He says Abracadabra, now I’m Cleopatra!
Alas, it’s turned fast,
Oh crap, I’ve got the clap!
I’m all aghast as I gasp.
A flick of his fingers, I do not linger.
Awake he does say, now you must pay.
I walk out feeling ill, not paying the bill.
I get sued, but I’m not blue.
I counter his claim, saying he’s insane.
I win, the end!