by Angela A.
Member since:
February 19, 2008

I've been put under! (WWE, 1/16/13, Mind Control)

January 22, 2013 12:34 PM UTC
views: 0 | 6 people recommend this | comments: 19

Challenge: You are either a hypnotist having fun with people’s minds or you are the victim of a hypnotist’s whims.  What happened while under a trance and what happened after?

 

Curious wonder, I’ve been put under!

I'm the queen of England, oh, how grand!

He says Abracadabra, now I’m Cleopatra!

Alas, it’s turned fast,

Oh crap, I’ve got the clap!

I’m all aghast as I gasp.

A flick of his fingers, I do not linger.

Awake he does say, now you must pay.

 

I walk out feeling ill, not paying the bill.

I get sued, but I’m not blue.

I counter his claim, saying he’s insane.

I win, the end!

Comments: 19

A. F. Stewart Jan 22, 2013, 1:49pm UTC
A delightful poem.
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:39pm UTC
Thank you friend
Janie E. Jan 22, 2013, 1:52pm UTC
You outdid yourself with this one!
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:38pm UTC
Thank ye Janie
Janie E. Jan 22, 2013, 11:28pm UTC
You're very welcomed, Angela.
Pam Brittain Jan 22, 2013, 1:54pm UTC
My first really good guffaw of the day. I swear, you can do anything.
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:38pm UTC
Thank you Pam. I'm glad I gave you a loud, laugh. I hope you didn't split your pants.
Pam Brittain Jan 22, 2013, 7:43pm UTC
At 95 pounds, it's highly unlikely. Oh, but, wouldn't it be wonderful to be able to do that.
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:46pm UTC
Ha, ha. You could hypothetically split your pants, if you sit on a nail. Ouch!
Pam Brittain Jan 22, 2013, 8:06pm UTC
But, wouldn't that be punching my pants?
Angela A. Jan 23, 2013, 11:22am UTC
You could try to sit up and it gets caught, then ripppppp
Barbara Radisavljevic Jan 22, 2013, 2:14pm UTC
Much said in but few words. Good job.
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:37pm UTC
Thank you. I like being brief.
William M. Jan 22, 2013, 2:16pm UTC
Cute poem.
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:36pm UTC
Thank you William, you're awesome
ʚϊɞ Carol ʚϊɞ Jan 22, 2013, 2:53pm UTC
A delightful read.

Thanks for sharing at The Surreal Circus.
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:35pm UTC
Thank you Carol
Patricia Gilliam Jan 22, 2013, 4:32pm UTC
Lol--definitely don't want to visit that guy!
Angela A. Jan 22, 2013, 7:33pm UTC
He, he. Thanks

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