by Elizabeth S.

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April 24, 2007

A Child's View of Church, Part 5

January 17, 2013 10:44 AM UTC

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After the christening of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed

all the way home in the back seat of the car....... His father asked him
three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I want to stay with you guys!"

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"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"

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Comments: 14

Beth J. Jan 17, 2013, 10:48am UTC

Thank you for shairng on Helping Out One Another

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Rae M. Jan 17, 2013, 10:51am UTC

Very cute jokes.

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carl kuntze Jan 17, 2013, 11:07am UTC

From the mouth of babes, practicing Christianity is not easily visible.

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Betty S. Jan 17, 2013, 11:11am UTC

Aren't kids awesome?

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Debbie W. Jan 17, 2013, 12:08pm UTC

Thanks for making me laugh! Like Art Linkletter said, Kids say the darndest things! (Showing my age here...LOL)

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RedBird. B. Jan 17, 2013, 12:21pm UTC

These are Great!~ :)

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Ann K. Jan 17, 2013, 3:33pm UTC

Very funny!

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Karen E. Jan 17, 2013, 4:20pm UTC

Haha! Cute!

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Susan G. Jan 17, 2013, 6:42pm UTC

Cute jokes

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Beth J. Jan 17, 2013, 9:55pm UTC

Thanks for sharing on Getting to 3000 Together

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Kenneth B. Jan 17, 2013, 11:46pm UTC

Ha ha ha!

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michele r. Jan 21, 2013, 12:44pm UTC

LOL!

Stopping by from CG January list!

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michele r. Feb 6, 2013, 12:21am UTC

Thank you for posting to ~50~Views~R~US~

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michele r. Apr 18, 2013, 5:54pm UTC

Thanks for posting to ~50~Views~R~US!
Your content has reached over 50 views and will now be removed from the group!

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