Kristen Stewart has reportedly told Robert Pattinson in no uncertain terms that she wants him to grow his hair back. But not the hair on his head. She wants him to stop waxing his chest, because she apparently likes the Grizzly Adams look on guys' chests. And it seems she's not exactly happy with RPattz's lack of thoracic follicular development. Ouch.
According to inside sources, KStew told Rob that "she wants him to go for a more mature 'masculine' look." Okay. Whatever blows her dress up. But wasn't her use of the term "mature" a rather poor choice of words?
"Everyone's waiting for him to kick off about her fascination with older men," tattled the insider, "but he just carries on doing whatever she wants. He's a bit of a chump."
Interesting. When a woman changes her appearance to please her man, she's just being a good wife or girlfriend. However, if a man changes his outward aspect to please his wife or girlfriend, he's a "bit of a chump." Who made up these rules?
Whatever.
Click here to see a pic of what Robert Pattinson might look like with some "torso fluff." Should he stop waxing? Or should he stick to his smooth-as-a-baby's-behind look? What do you think?
Photo Source: The Leek
© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.
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