by William M.
Member since:
July 31, 2006

Female Evolution (from Man's perspective)

January 15, 2013 05:52 PM UTC
views: 0 | 12 people recommend this | comments: 28

What's the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story.
At 78 - You can get out of bed, that's another story.



Comments: 28

Tim T. Jan 15, 2013, 5:54pm UTC
= )
Barbara Boden Jan 15, 2013, 6:03pm UTC
And is there one from the mans perspective?

:-)
Barbara Boden Jan 15, 2013, 6:05pm UTC
You realise, of course, that this should have said "woman's" perspective, oops!
Nancy S. Jan 15, 2013, 6:23pm UTC
Cute and sometimes pretty close to the truth. Lol.
Larry H. Jan 15, 2013, 6:24pm UTC
thanks for sharing
Beth J. Jan 15, 2013, 6:57pm UTC
Thank you for posting on Helping Out One Another
Sensational Sadie Sexy Senior Sitizen Jan 15, 2013, 7:15pm UTC
That sounds like it could also be from a woman's perspective.
kathleen w. Jan 15, 2013, 7:21pm UTC
lol
Susan N. Jan 15, 2013, 7:48pm UTC
Sounds accurate to me! LOL
Sheila Deeth Jan 15, 2013, 8:29pm UTC
Very cute!
Marilyn M. Jan 15, 2013, 8:57pm UTC
Cute!
Tessa D. Jan 15, 2013, 9:00pm UTC
you or somebody posted this recently
Tessa D. Jan 15, 2013, 9:01pm UTC
you must be running out of jokes - but it's still funny
Olive Rossi Jan 15, 2013, 9:13pm UTC
Stop telling me these stories! got you.
Janet "Jax" B. Jan 15, 2013, 11:15pm UTC
yup...
Karen E. Jan 16, 2013, 12:59am UTC
Very cute!
Leah Christensen Jan 16, 2013, 3:13am UTC
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Phill Senters Jan 16, 2013, 8:17am UTC
LOL
Angela A. Jan 16, 2013, 11:33am UTC
I heard this one before
Pamela Marks Jan 16, 2013, 11:52am UTC
Congratulations you are Helping Out One Another's Person of the Day for 01/16/2013.
William M. Jan 16, 2013, 1:06pm UTC
Thank you very much, Pamela. You have made my day.
Winona (the crazy rat lady) Jan 16, 2013, 12:11pm UTC
Psss...some guys need to come up with new stories. -grin-

Helping Out One Another's Person of the Day for 01/16/2013
Elizabeth S. Jan 16, 2013, 6:52pm UTC
Ain't that the truth.
Angela H. Jan 17, 2013, 11:22am UTC
Here we go. LOL
Adelaide M. Jan 30, 2013, 7:28pm UTC
Thanks for posting to Point Taken. Have a great night!
michele r. Feb 6, 2013, 12:39am UTC
LOL
Thank you for posting to ~50~Views~R~US~
Beth J. Mar 2, 2013, 3:05pm UTC
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michele r. Mar 28, 2013, 3:29pm UTC
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