LATE NIGHT JOKES

Late Night Funny #1

As you know, the Mayans said the world will end tomorrow, and like everybody else, they blame Bush.

Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #2

Even with the apocalypse there is always something good. There’s always a silver lining. For example, The Mayan apocalypse will put an end to those commercials where a crazy lady talks to strangers about her colon.

David Letterman

Late Night Funny #3

There’s a photo going around with President Obama playing with a staffer’s son who’s dressed as Spider-Man. Obama was like, ‘Shouldn’t you be fighting the Green Goblin?’ And the kid was like, ‘shouldn’t you be working on the fiscal cliff?’

Jimmy Fallon

Late Night Funny #4

I’m sure the new movies are good, but I’m upset there are no real Christmas movies. Like ‘It’s a Wonderful Life,’ where Jimmy Stewart finds himself in a world where no one can see him. It’s like nobody’s aware of his existence. I know that feeling.

Craig Ferguson