Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
Argured over nothing
Refused to apologize when obviously wrong
Gained weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn’t drive
Failed to think rationally
Had to sit down while urinating
No further testing was considered necessary.
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