by Phill Senters
Member since:
August 24, 2011

Blond New Car

January 07, 2013 08:54 AM UTC
views: 0 | 7 people recommend this | comments: 27


Jill bought a new car in a bright green color. The first day she had it, she made all kinds of excuses to run errands. One of the errands was to pick up clothes at the dry cleaners and go to the grocery store. The dry cleaners and the grocery are in the same strip mall, so she got a few things at the grocery and then ran by the cleaners to get the clothes. Having her hands full, she laid the clothes on top of the car while putting the groceries inside.

When she got home, she was beaming to her kids, "You wouldn't believe how many people waved and honked their horns at me on the way home. "People must really think the car is neat!"

About that time, a car pulled into the drive and a man got out with an armload of clothes.

"Excuse me lady," he said, "but I've been trying to get your attention for two miles. Your clothes landed on my hood just after you pulled out of the parking lot."


Comments: 27

Susan H. Jan 7, 2013, 8:57am UTC
lol
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 9:05am UTC
Thanks Susan. :)
Angela H. Jan 7, 2013, 9:03am UTC
That is funny. I hate it when I leave my coffee on the roof of the car!!
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 9:20am UTC
LOL Me too. Thanks Angela. :)
Cabriena .. Jan 7, 2013, 9:17am UTC
a funny one, Phil.
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 9:20am UTC
Thank you Cabriena. :)
Sharla H. Jan 7, 2013, 9:40am UTC
LOL
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 1:23pm UTC
Thanks Sharla. :)
Tim T. Jan 7, 2013, 10:30am UTC
always fun to read your postings Phill -- thanks for being o ur friend
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 1:24pm UTC
Thanks Tim. :)
Betty S. Jan 7, 2013, 11:42am UTC
I have done silly stuff like leaving my wallet on the top of my car.
FRANK VITALE Jan 7, 2013, 11:54am UTC
Good one Phill!
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 1:29pm UTC
Thanks Frank. :)
William M. Jan 7, 2013, 12:21pm UTC
:-) ;-) Real cute one.
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 1:30pm UTC
Thanks William. :)
Karen E. Jan 7, 2013, 2:36pm UTC
Oh no! hahaha!
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 2:45pm UTC
LOL Thanks Karen. :)
Diane Huizenga Jan 7, 2013, 5:17pm UTC
lol
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 8:23pm UTC
Thanks Diane. :)
Larry H. Jan 7, 2013, 9:08pm UTC
funny thanks for sharing
Phill Senters Jan 7, 2013, 9:18pm UTC
Thanks Larry. :)
Linda M. Jan 9, 2013, 9:28pm UTC
I lost my favorite glass when it fell off the roof and broke about a half block from my house. I'm surprised it stayed up there that far.
Phill Senters Jan 10, 2013, 8:28am UTC
I've lost a few coffee mugs that way.
Heather - child of God, C. Jan 10, 2013, 8:30am UTC
I have been the one, trying to alert the person. :) Good one!
Phill Senters Jan 10, 2013, 9:25am UTC
Thanks Heather. :)
Marilyn (PaintsOnSlate) S. Jan 15, 2013, 3:53pm UTC
Ha ha ha ha
Phill Senters Jan 16, 2013, 8:12am UTC
LOL Thanks Marilyn. :)

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