by Janet "Jax" B.
Member since:
August 16, 2006

Shampoo Warning!

December 08, 2012 11:55 PM UTC
views: 0 | 15 people recommend this | comments: 36

I never knew this!!!

It involves the shampoo when it runs down
your body when you shower with it!!

A WARNING TO US ALL!!!

You need to read this. Don't delete it before
reading! I have just received this warning!

Shampoo Warning :

I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out
sooner! I use shampoo in the shower!

When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down
my whole body, and printed very clearly on
the shampoo label is this warning :

"FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY."

No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and
I am going to start showering with Dawn dish
soap instead.

It's label reads :

"DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT
TO REMOVE."

Problem solved!

If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

 

Sorry, I found this extremely funny and had to pass it along.

Comments: 36

Visionaerie B. Dec 9, 2012, 12:05am UTC
That's funny -- I just got some of those soap nuts and evidently you can use them for shampoo too? Thanks for sharing this -- you'll have to send it to the Environmental Working Group for further processing!
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 10, 2012, 12:58am UTC
I did not know that soap had testicles as well.
Betty S. Dec 9, 2012, 12:09am UTC
OMG now we know! LOL
Larry H. Dec 9, 2012, 12:13am UTC
Dawn sounds good to me, I need some disolved.
mary v. Dec 11, 2012, 1:00am UTC
LOL.
Nancy S. Dec 9, 2012, 12:14am UTC
Lol. I wondered why my diet wasn't working.
Janet H. Dec 9, 2012, 2:04am UTC
cute
Karen E. Dec 9, 2012, 2:57am UTC
Hahahaha!
JOHN BECK Dec 9, 2012, 8:45am UTC
A quicker way is to eat electrons. That immediately causes reduction.
Janet "Jax" B. Dec 9, 2012, 8:07pm UTC
So you're positive? I could try, but all I'd probably only get a charge out of it. LOL
jeanne clarke Dec 10, 2012, 11:42pm UTC
Don't be too negative about it! lol...
Kevin E. Dec 9, 2012, 9:43am UTC
Your logic is impeccable!
Pam Brittain Dec 9, 2012, 2:13pm UTC
That is funny. At first I thought you were serious because that is a source of major itching after a shower. Great fun - thanks!
Brian T. Dec 9, 2012, 2:31pm UTC
Gotta luv this
Diane Huizenga Dec 9, 2012, 3:35pm UTC
lol
RedBird. B. Dec 9, 2012, 5:44pm UTC
Had my Attention there for a minute! LOL. ...
Rayda Renshaw Dec 9, 2012, 7:43pm UTC
Beautiful! LOL
Sassy *bacon makes me happy* Cat Dec 9, 2012, 11:36pm UTC
*snicker* And I have a BIG bottle of Dawn under the kitchen sink. It is now going into the bathroom....
Janet "Jax" B. Dec 9, 2012, 11:49pm UTC
LOL.
Connie C. Dec 10, 2012, 12:16am UTC
LOL Well that explains a lot! Wonder if the cheap stuff makes me less full than the expensive stuff . . . . . LOL
Janet "Jax" B. Dec 10, 2012, 12:21am UTC
Hmm...I don't know.
Rebecca S. Dec 10, 2012, 12:33am UTC
That is so funny. If it was true about dawn people would never leave the shower. lmao.
Ed Da Head Toker Dec 10, 2012, 1:04am UTC
lmao.
\I will use this one as a filler when one of my 4 aint good.
Joy Bee Dec 10, 2012, 2:32am UTC
You had me going...I was wondering what kind of awful disease shampoo was causing now a days.
Connie C. Dec 10, 2012, 11:33pm UTC

I am just stopping by once again to let you know that this post is spotlighted in the

What Is Happening Today on Gather ~ Tuesday December 11, 2012

I do hope you have an opportunity to view the other posts and photos that are spotlighted as well.

Have a wonderful Tuesday!
Janet "Jax" B. Dec 13, 2012, 1:33am UTC
Thanks Connie.
connie h. Dec 11, 2012, 12:23am UTC
cute
norene t. Dec 11, 2012, 12:37am UTC
That is it I am shampooing once a week!
Cabriena .. Dec 11, 2012, 12:37am UTC
LOL!!!
mary v. Dec 11, 2012, 1:02am UTC
LOL.
ʚϊɞ Carol ʚϊɞ Dec 11, 2012, 1:58pm UTC
Thanks for the smiles. ;)
M L M. Dec 12, 2012, 1:09am UTC
Yikes ..... well, if they can use it on ducks its probably ok on me too, right?
Kenneth B. Dec 12, 2012, 2:41am UTC
Funny.
August Lady Dec 12, 2012, 4:24am UTC
Very funny~Congrats on your Spotlight!
Vicki R. Dec 12, 2012, 4:03pm UTC
Had me going for a moment there also. Wish it was true, Dawn in the Shower has a nice ring to it...lol...And I also wish to Congratulate you on your Spotlight!
Janet "Jax" B. Dec 13, 2012, 1:34am UTC
Thank you.

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