Bubba walked into the doctor's office and the receptionist asked him, "What have you got." Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, and medical insurance number then told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later, a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had.
Bubba said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, his medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later, a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." So, the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, an electrocardiogram,took his blood pressure, and told Bubba to take off his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later, the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"
Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to put 'em?"










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