Wednesday Jokes

A blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor.

Doctor: What was your dream about?

Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire!

Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what was the scenery like?

Blonde: I was running in a hall way.

Doctor: Then what happened?

Blonde: Well that's the weird thing. In every single dream, the same thing happened.

I always came to this door, but I couldn't open it. I kept pushing the door and pushing

the door, but it wouldn't budge!

Doctor: Did the door have any letters on it?

Blonde: Yes it did.

Doctor: And what did these letter spell?

Blonde: It said "Pull"

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Steve lived in Stated Island, NY and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferry home every night.

One evening, he got sown to the ferry and found there was a wait for the next boat, so Steve decided

to stop at a nearby tavern. Before long he was felling no pain. When he got back to the ferry slip, the

ferryboat was just eight feet from the dock.
Steve. Afraid of missing this one and being late for dinner, took a running leap and landed right on the

deck of the boat. "How did you like that jump, buddy?" said a proud Steve to a deck hand. "It was great,"

said the sailor. "But why didn’t you wait? We were just pulling in!"