Just heard this over the past weekend.
There was a blond driving way too fast and she was pulled over by a blond police officer. The police officer asked her for her driver's license.
She started digging in her purse and kept digging and looking and finally asked the police office what it looked like.
The police officer said it is about this size (Holding up her hand to show the size of the license) and it has your picture on it.
The blond driver kept digging and finally pulled out a mirror and looked at it and asked the police officer if that was her driver's license. The police officer took it and looked at it and said,
"sorry, Ma'am, I didn't know you were a police officer." You can go.
LOL I loved it!