FWE,"MDR" (My Dream Romance)

The Challenge was:

Similar to last week's prompt, I want you to answer a bunch of questions:

1. What was your first crush? The one your mom/dad told you about and the one you remember. Tell us about each person. Are you glad you didn't end up with him/her?

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Okay I cheated and broke the rules.

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I remember my first kiss with my first boyfriend (other than kindergarten).  I was taught not to kiss on the lips because it spreads germs, so I was clueless.  Apparently he was too, but we both knew it was important to use our tongues and were were both saturated with drool.

My second boyfriend knew I played the cornet and told someone to tell me that I should kiss like I blow the horn.  He approached me, I puckered by lips and went "pfffttt", spit and all.  Hey, that's what it takes to make a sound in a horn.

The next one, well, shall we just say that I wore neck hickies like a badge of honor. Needless to say, I not only didn't keep boyfriends for long, but I never really figured out how to kiss.  I'll spare you the details.

Funny how it worked out.  I ended up marrying my best friend, over 38 years ago.  I fell in love with him after were were married and kisses didn't seem as important as trust, respect, lot of love , giving and piles of hugs.