I usually don't post jokes, but this one cracked me up.....
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving
down the road drinking alcohol when all of
a sudden, the passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey
thar up ahead, Earl. It's a po-lice roadblock!!
We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull
over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off
the label and stick it on our foreheads, and
throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin,' OK?" said Earl. Well,
they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles
under the seat, and each stuck a label on their
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff
asked, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No, sir," said Earl. "We's on the patch!"