Abe and Esther

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia

for a two-week Vacation to celebrate

their 50th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system,

the Captain announces,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news.

Our engines have ceased functioning and

we will attempt an emergency Landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and

We should be able to land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we May never

be rescued and will have to live on the island

for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew,

the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks,

"Esther, did we pay our  Visa and MasterCard bill yet?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,

"Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"

"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check,"

she says.

"One last thing Esther.

Did you remember to send the installment cheque

for Revenue Canada this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther.

"I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the

biggest kiss in 40 years. 
Esther pulls away and asks him,

"What was that for?"

Abe answers, "They'll find us!"