by Lora Covrett
Member since:
October 10, 2011

Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan Erotic Fiction

August 22, 2012 07:25 PM UTC
comments: 30

The latest "fan fiction" is Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan erotic fiction. Journalists are talking about Ryan's P90X workouts, making him somewhat of a "sex symbol."

Fan fiction writers such as E.L. James ("50 Shades of Grey") have been taking characters from Twilight, Harry Potter, and even Olympic athletes and putting them in sexualized stories.

The sexy scenes between Ryan and Romney are not surprisingly gay. Ryan is so anti-gay it does make one wonder about where such hatred comes from. Hitler's plan was to kill off all Jews when he was half Jewish!

Another story changes Paul's name to "Paulette," and he/she and Mitt live happily ever-after. An excerpt from one of the pornographic stories printed in the Atlantic brings politics into the mix, "'Screw me like we'll screw the poor,' Mitt called out..."

Not exactly tasteful literature but accurate about what they would do to the poor.

What do you think, is this a good way to springboard a budding erotic writing career? How does "50 Positions of the GOP" sound for a title detailing Mitt Romney-Paul Ryan romps along the campaign trail?

Image Source: Paul Ryan x Mitt Romney Fanfiction Tumblr

Comments: 30

Chelsea Hoffman Aug 22, 2012, 10:29pm UTC
ahahahah ahahahah LMFAO OH MY GAHD LMFAO


I saw this image on FB the other day and nearly peed myself... LMFAO omg..




best. post. ever.
Lora Covrett Aug 23, 2012, 1:54am UTC
The picture does look quite natural. ;)
jeanne clarke Aug 23, 2012, 5:43am UTC
Hmmm - I see absolutely no evidence of photoshop....
Rory M. Aug 22, 2012, 11:24pm UTC
Paul only loves him for his money. Otherwise he only cares about himself, as any good objectivist would.
Lora Covrett Aug 23, 2012, 1:55am UTC
"Paulette" might really love him though. ;)
Winston Smith Aug 23, 2012, 5:36am UTC
I guess that when you can't talk about the issues and about Obama's failed record of the last 3 and a half years, this is all you got.
jeanne clarke Aug 23, 2012, 5:41am UTC
Yup, you got it, Winston - this is all we have left. How sad for us.
Rory M. Aug 23, 2012, 9:29am UTC
Yes, R.F., that's it exactly! Perhaps the Tea Baggers are all just Alzheimer's victims. You know what they say about memory loss: first in, last out. People suffering from that kind of dementia often can remember things that happened decades ago but nothing from recent years. At this point the Tea Baggers don't remember anything after about 1789.
Dan E. Aug 24, 2012, 12:45am UTC
It's all about diversion Winston....Don't look here...Look yonder
Opinion Nate Ted Aug 23, 2012, 8:59am UTC
What a sickeningly twisted story. Yeah, when you haven't got a single good thing to say about your guy, and in fact don't want anyone to even look at your guys record, make up something silly about your opponent. And, true to a leftists style, you play the charade from all angles. First you set up a FAUX PhotoShoped image of a "gay couple", then you let all your two-faced friends giggle at the idea of a "gay couple", then you say "Ryan is so anti-gay it does make one wonder about where such hatred comes from." THEN you go on to insinuate once again with... "Hitler's plan was to kill off all Jews when he was half Jewish!" ...that there is something gay there. Yeah, I can see where someone with "evolving" standards can get away with something like that.
When all you've got is FAUX issues to use as distracting fodder for a F A I L E D presidency, you may as well have some "fun" with it huh? Like Alinsky said "A good tactic is one that your people enjoy." ...and it seems like YOUR people really enjoy laughing at the idea of a gay couple.
Rory M. Aug 23, 2012, 9:34am UTC
Yes, but if it gets the Tea Baggers shorts in a knot, as it obviously did with ONT, then it is still worthwhile.

And face it, ONT, we liberals did not make up the existence of closeted homosexual Republicans. That one emerged from your ranks entirely.

It's almost something you could hold an office pool on: who will be the next Republican anti-gay rights activist to be found in a seedy encounter with a male prostitute?

Could be Romney.

Could be Ryan.

Akin wouldn't surprise anyone.

I can't even say for sure that it wouldn't be you!
Lora Covrett Aug 23, 2012, 3:12pm UTC
I would love to take credit for the photo Nate, but unfortunately I cannot. I am simply reporting on the stories being written about these two as mentioned in Harper's Magazine.


and it seems like YOUR people really enjoy laughing at the idea of a gay couple
Ever heard of irony?
Opinion Nate Ted Aug 23, 2012, 10:43pm UTC
"I would love to take credit for the photo"
...would you?

...irony? Is that what this is?

...Well, he's not gay, so where's the irony? If he were, it would be.

You posted this Lora. Is gay funny?
Lora Covrett Aug 23, 2012, 11:03pm UTC
It wouldn't be funny if he were gay....not would it be ironic.
I'm not going to explain irony to you.
You are aware of Ryan's voting record and how he feels about gays...now look up the word irony. Get it?
Margie Wilson-Mars Aug 27, 2012, 4:50pm UTC
Aww, c'mon Nate...you'd laugh your ass off if it was Obama and Biden ; )
Mark H. Aug 23, 2012, 11:59am UTC
Hate mongering.
Opinion Nate Ted Aug 23, 2012, 10:48pm UTC
...it's all they got.
August Lady Aug 23, 2012, 10:58pm UTC
Gee Lora, good luck with this one~even I find it crossing the line!
Lora Covrett Sep 5, 2012, 3:39pm UTC
This is supposed to not look gay???
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