Russell Neff Accused Of Breaking Into Home,...

Russell Neff Accused Of Breaking Into Home, Licking Remote Control

...It seems that Russell Neff did something very odd, by breaking into a home, only in his boxers, cooking a chicken pot pie, and was seen by the homeowner, allegedly licking his remote control!!

...When the cops got there, Neff, was still in the leather recliner, naked, and still holding the object of his affection, the remote control, the chicken pot pie was not done yet.

...The neighbors responded to what was written in the police report, and all were amused.

...Just how do you dis-infect a remote control??

read and view it all at the link below.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/17/russell-neff-licked-remote-control_n_1798205.html

Comments: 13

Betty S. Aug 19, 2012, 11:29am UTC

This guy has a serious problem it sounds like!

Ed Da Head Toker Aug 21, 2012, 5:28pm UTC

I would say that his problem is remotely curable.

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Emma Renshaw Aug 19, 2012, 3:18pm UTC

drugs......he was high as heck, i just betcha

Ed Da Head Toker Aug 21, 2012, 6:01pm UTC

I aint taking that bet! I aint a fool!

Emma Renshaw Aug 21, 2012, 8:46pm UTC

awwww...I wanted $! xP

Ed Da Head Toker Aug 25, 2012, 1:16pm UTC

He does have a very bad "control issue" he needs to speak with a shrink.

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Rayda Renshaw Aug 19, 2012, 10:45pm UTC

LOL...I'm sorry, but "theft of a chicken pot pie" just sounds hilarious to me. The only really serious damage done was to the front door. Maybe he just saw that iced tea add to many times and decided to make himself at home. ;-D

Ed Da Head Toker Aug 21, 2012, 6:22pm UTC

...I once saw in a newspaper report that one guy, who had broken into a restaurant, hearing the "voice of God, ate a head of lettuce, a carton of orange juice, 2 steaks, and one tomato.
...I admit that I am wondering just how did God have his steak??

Rayda Renshaw Aug 21, 2012, 8:45pm UTC

LOL.

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Visionaerie B. Aug 19, 2012, 10:51pm UTC

Great story but the remote part is pretty yicky! Never cared much for those chicken pot pies but Weird Al had a funny song about 'em (with the tune of "Live and Let Die"!!). Still I'm trying to figure out what this one has to do with health care but maybe it's the drug(ged) angle! Thanks for the funny post.

Ed Da Head Toker Aug 21, 2012, 6:23pm UTC

yep, it may not say he was on drugs, but I aint betting against it.

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Beth J. Jan 7, 2013, 10:24pm UTC

Thank you for sharing on Getting to 3000 Together

Ed Da Head Toker Jan 9, 2013, 9:17pm UTC

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Your very welcome.
And I want to thank you for posting a comment on my post.
I really do appreciate that.

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Russell Neff Accused Of Breaking Into Home, Licking Remote Control

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