Kristen StewartÂ—with a little help from Will FerrellÂ—has inspired a new "Trampire" tee-shirt. However, the Snow White and the Huntsman star's name also appears on the shirt. Will KStew sue?
It was probably inevitable that someone would finally create a tee-shirt poking fun at the Stewart/Sanders cheating scandal. And sure enough, someone has. A custom tee-shirt company called Skreened.com has created a pink top emblazoned with the immortal logo: "Kristen Stewart Is A Trampire." How original. Wonder how La Stewart will take to this new diss being worn by Team Rob members everywhere? Although KStew is reportedly close to hitting rock bottom and therefore in no shape to react to much of anything these days, the question remains: Will she challenge the tee-shirt company in court for using her name in a derogatory slogan without her permission? Probably not, because then she'd have to go after Will Ferrell for coining the ridiculous sexist term "trampire" in the first place.
Radar Online has intimated that perhaps the real question is why there are no tee-shirts sporting a similar diss emblazoned with the name of KStew's cheating partner, married man and father of two, Rupert Sanders. Of course, the answer to that is obvious. Rupert Sanders is male.
Interestingly, the company does carry a tee-shirt sporting Robert Pattinson's name, however. That shirt disses the Twilight heroine as well. Its logo reads:
"Robert Pattinson Deserves Better."
For those who are interested, the shirts are available at the reasonable price of $21.99. You can check out the "Kristen Stewart is a Trampire" model by clicking here.
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Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.