THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work
environment.
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand
to have the old man around. But when I got the be twenty-one, I was astonished
at how much he had learned in seven years. --Mark Twain
Mother to small son: "I don't care if our basement wall is cracking; stop telling
everyone you come from a broken home!"
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .....why don't
we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys,
it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
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