On a recent episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner underwent a polygraph test to prove that she didn't want to have an affair with her former lover. But the expert who conducted the test claims that it was "flawed" -- and that the momager lied about passing it!
"Kris did not pass the polygraph!" test administrator Joe Paolella tells The National Enquirer. "The test was flawed from the beginning, and while Kris maintained she passed it, the test was inconclusive at best. ... The Kardashian girls called me to discuss the questions, but I didn't know who they were until I arrived to conduct the test. Kim met me at the door and escorted me to the kitchen. I was told where to set up and Kris came in soon after. Before taping started, I explained that no one else should be in the room during the polygraph and that it needed to be done twice so the two tests could be compared for accuracy. But Kris and her daughters told me it wasn't a big deal and just do the best I could."
A lie-detector test to prove someone doesn't want to cheat on their spouse isn't "a big deal"? Apparently not for a family that has multiple divorces, sex tapes and Playboy spreads. But an "insider" tells The Enquirer that the test wasn't even real -- it "was cooked up to goose the show's ratÂings," which is absolutely not surprising, considering the Kardashian-Jenners are a bunch of shameless famewhores who will do anything for money and publicity.
"The whole lie-detector scenario was a setup! Kris snuck off to meet her ex-flame, Todd Waterman, but decided after the rendezvous that it was a mistake," The Enquirer's snitch says. "When she came clean to the family, they were outÂraged, so she agreed to a polygraph. But it was all a bunch of bull, and the whole family, including Bruce, was in on it! ... Obviously, the extreme needle movement [when Kris said "no" after being asked if she wanted to have an affair] imÂplied Kris was lying and was still considering having an affair with Todd. On the show, Bruce stormed out of the kitchen. But the whole idea was to deceive the viewers, not Bruce. He was in on the whole thing!"
This should shock exactly no one. The Kardashians have been known to fake scenes and cook up storylines for their "reality" shows. Why would this be any different? If they'll use Kim's sex tape to get famous, they'll have no qualms about using Kris and Bruce's marriage problems (or lack thereof, since those are probably fake too) for ratings.
What do you think? Can you believe that Kris Jenner's polygraph test was rigged? Do you think she wants to have an affair? Sound off in the comments!