Sven and Ole
Sven was in front of the mall jewellery store when he spied Ole walking past carrying a small, gift-wrapped package.
"So vat did ja buy, Ole?"
Ole replied, "Tomorrow is Lena's birthday and she said she vanted something wit lots of diamonds."
"So vat did you get her?" asked Sven.
"A deck of cards!" replied Ole.
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Bill and Bob were mischievous brothers. They always picked fights with each other.
One day, their mother told them to go outside and play, but to remember to be good.
Suddenly, Bob came running back in and said, "Mommy! Mommy!
Bill broke Ms. Allen's window!"
Ms. Allen was their next door neighbor. Their mom was shocked.
"Tell me, Bob. How did Bill break her window?"
Bob puffed out his chest and said accusingly, "I threw a rock at him and he dodged!"
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Comments: 45
The second one brought back memories :-D