by Jean R B.

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June 15, 2007

Humor For Today

August 07, 2012 12:46 AM UTC

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When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?"The 83-year old woman gave the young officer an ear-to-ear smile and said:"Yes, but.... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going." The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

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What's a smile?

A smile - is a sign of joy.

A hug - is a sign of love.

A laugh - is a sign of happiness

.
And a friend like me? -

Well that's just a sign of good

taste!!

We'll be friends until I am senile.

Then we'll be new friends.

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains...

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Comments: 33

May Xue Aug 7, 2012, 12:49am UTC

LOL If only I can have a senior moment like that someday!

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 4:53pm UTC

Someday, you may have a senior moment.

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William M. Aug 7, 2012, 12:54am UTC

Talking about old fogies like me.

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 4:55pm UTC

Well, i am an old fogie too.

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Karen E. Aug 7, 2012, 1:12am UTC

Cute!

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 4:56pm UTC

Thank you, Karen.

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Diane Huizenga Aug 7, 2012, 1:22am UTC

lol

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 4:59pm UTC

Glad you enjoyed it, Diane Huizenga.

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Tim T. Aug 7, 2012, 6:01am UTC

= )

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 4:59pm UTC

Thank you Tim for dropping by.

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Rayda Renshaw Aug 7, 2012, 11:15am UTC

LOL...love it!

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:00pm UTC

Glad you enjoyed it Rayda.

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Emma Renshaw Aug 7, 2012, 11:33am UTC

TOTALLY doing that when I'm a lil old lady

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:01pm UTC

Thank you Emma.

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Debra C. Aug 7, 2012, 11:45am UTC

A fun way to start the day. Thanks.

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:03pm UTC

Thank you, Debra C.

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Nancy S. Aug 7, 2012, 12:28pm UTC

I'll have to remember that first one for sure. Lol.

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:04pm UTC

Glad you liked it.

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Beth J. Aug 7, 2012, 12:57pm UTC

Thanks for posting on Helping Out One Another

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:05pm UTC

Thank you , Beth.

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Heather - child of God, C. Aug 7, 2012, 1:03pm UTC

:)

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:06pm UTC

Thanks for dropping bt, Heather C.

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Elizabeth S. Aug 8, 2012, 9:00am UTC

I'm afraid that's going to resemble me before long.

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:07pm UTC

Thank you for your comment.

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Ann L. Aug 9, 2012, 1:33pm UTC

:) Stopping by from CG~ August list.

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:08pm UTC

Thank you for the comment.

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michele r. Aug 12, 2012, 7:38pm UTC

Yep friends forever.

michele r. Aug 12, 2012, 7:39pm UTC

Stopping by from CG August List!

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:08pm UTC

Thank you Michele R.

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Ed Da Head Toker Aug 13, 2012, 3:54am UTC

lol

Jean R B. Aug 24, 2012, 5:10pm UTC

Thank you Ed.

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Beth J. Sep 26, 2012, 11:39pm UTC

Thank you for sharing on Getting to 3000 Together

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amy s. Oct 13, 2012, 10:51am UTC

you will forever be my friend
you have been added to Sister Amy's Fan Site

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