..Yes, a person of really outstanding mental capacity, in a possible booze fueled celebration, placed some sort of a LARGE firecracker into his anal cleft.
...This story is in nomination for the stupid person of the year award and a Darwin runner up.
...I am wondering what his intent was?? To be the but of really bad jokes? Was he trying to blow his mind? Does he like disASSter movies?
...Well, according to the reports, he somehow managed to hurt himself.
...It seems that this booming idiot, receiving quite severe and very painful burns to his rear cheeks, back and private bits in front, as well as explosive damage."
...He may have proven Darin right, and he may never be able to procreate again as a male. After all he did blow to "bits" his "personal bit's."
...Maybe he blew his mind back into his cranium??? I doubt it.
...Charges may be filed since fireworks there is illegal, except for July 1st, "Territory Day."
...No word about if they can save his, as the British would put it, his "twig and bits" because they were blown to bits.