Challenge: Write something (prose or poetry) where a non-human is talking or thinking; either telling the story or is the main character. Make it a tree, an animal, a rock, or anything else you can come up with.
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Hmph, I wish I could tell her it wouldn’t work.
Would she listen to me?
No, of course not.
I keep trying to tell her that she’s a D and she keeps buying a C size.
Why doesn’t she just own up to the fact that she’s bigger than she thinks she is?
Oh, oh, here we go again. She’s trying on another new one. Mmph, oh, no, oh, that’s not going to fit. Nope, no way are you going to squeeze those into a C.
Whew, she finally gave up when the clerk suggested a D.
Ohhh, that is so comfortable. I just don’t understand the problem.
It’s only a pair of shoes!
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