Kate Gosselin has plans of Olympic proportions, opting to skip the Olympic Opening Ceremonies on tape-delay tonight and celebrate reaching 100,000 followers on Twitter.
Kate, who was at 99,997 followers as of 5 pm on Friday, took to Twitter to share her evening plans. Gosselin tweeted, "A tweet party later tonight to celebrate 100,000 followers!!! Thank you all. I am honored and blessed to have each of you! Party on..."
Okay, this is the same person who said that her house was completely out-of-order after having 11 kids around this past week. Instead of taking the evening off to either clean or relax (watching the Olympic opening Ceremonies for instance), Kate Gosselin has decided to throw herself a Twitter party.
True, 100,000 followers is an impressive number for the former reality television star, but it certainly makes one wonder how many of those 100,000 will actually show-up if given the choice.
What would you chose, the 2012 Olympics Opening Ceremonies or a Kate Gosselin Tweet Party? Goodness she hasn't even reached 100,000 yet!




Comments: 8
Here is a list of Kate Commandments:
- You must tweet ONLY glowing things about her and her children.
- You must beg for another t.v. show or book.
- You must reassure her constantly that you watch reruns of her show.
- Make sure that you offer her praise on a daily basis (it can be praise for something as simple as buying her kids ice cream or as devout as declaring her The Best Mother In The World With The Cutest Kids In The World.
- Buy some Bella Bars for extra credit.
- Offering anything that even suggests at negativity (unless it has to do with dissing Jon or discussing "Haters") will get you kicked out of the Kate Cult.
- When in doubt, above all, make SURE that you are giving her limitless sympathy for her horribly busy, completely financially insecure life.
Hope this helps.
;-)