Robert Pattinson Talks Peeing Contests and Scat Sex Scenes in Kinky New Interview

Robert Pattinson not only likes to look weird in some of his photo shoots and/or interviews as he proved several months ago in his naked, S&M themed pics in Premiere Magazine. He sometimes likes to talk about kinky subjects as well. Recently, the Cosmopolis man dished on a recent interesting urinary experience as well as a disgusting scat rumor and how it got started.

Yikes.

In a recent interview, Kristen Stewart's obviously kinky beau prattled childishly--er--excitedly about a sort of peeing contest he's been having with himself. Guess who won. Duh.

"I was so impressed with myself yesterday," the Bel Ami star beamed, "I took a pee that was four minutes long."

Apparently Kristen Stewart's uber-famous boyfriend "gets thrilled with scandals, but...Rob laments, these days they're hard to come by." So, he does the only thing a kinky world-class super star can do. He creates his own.

"I once started a rumor on Entertainment Tonight," confessed RPattz, "that there was a deleted scat sex scene in Twilight and it didn't even get picked up. I thought, 'What the f*ck? I'm giving you this stuff!' The scat thing, by the way, was especially close to me..."

A deleted scat sex scene in Twilight, and the media didn't even jump on it. Wonder why not? Duh. A deleted scat sex scene in Cosmopolis would be totally believable. It might be even be plausible in Bel Ami. But Twilight--the teenybopper/supernatural romance? As if. Wake up, Rob. This is America--not Holland or Thailand.

Anyway, there you have it. Robert Pattinson is into urolagnia and coprophagia. (Google them) Who knew? Poor Kristen Stewart. Looks like the On The Road star has her work cut out for her.

Note: Maybe RPattz and KStew really are perfect for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie after all.

You go, you crazy, kinky kids.

© Hope Carson 2012

Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.

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