“I ordered a croissant and pomegranate jam to go with my treacle cappuccino when the local TV weatherman came in and ordered exactly the same thing.”
“So you did it because of his rotten weather forecasts ?”
“No, I paid him no mind. Then my girlfriend strolled in, walked over to him and the two left together.”
“So you followed them and did it?”
“No, I hadn’t finished my croissant.
“So what’s the story? I thought that you slipped a coral snake into his trench coat.”
“That was the next day after he took the last croissant before I could order.”
Prompt: You get a blackmail letter. It says, "I know what you did to the weatherman. Pay me $100,000 or I'll go to the cops and tell them about the pastry incident."