Kate Middleton and Prince William Having Issues...

Kate Middleton and Prince William might not produce an heir anytime soon if recent reports are to be believed -- apparently the royal couple needs a way to spice up their sex life.

It's the part of Happily Ever After that fairytales don't cover -

what happens under the covers once a lucky lady gets whisked away by Prince Charming? According to Star (via Entertainmentwise), a "royal observer" is dishing all the dirty details about Will and Kate's sex life. Unfortunately the observer doesn't seem to be privy to what goes on in the royal bedroom. It would be just a tad creepy if the observer in question was observing that.

Here's what the anonymous source said about Kate Middleton and Prince William's lack of sexy time:

"More often than not, it's a case of off to bed for the night on her own while her husband is working. Lord knows when he finds time for sex with Kate."

"As a royal, he's expected to father an heir immediately. But I can only speculate that right now he's reluctant to get tied down with a family."

The source goes on to say that William enjoys a good "booze-up with the boys," implying that he'd rather be out drinking with the guys instead of at home trying to procreate with Kate. But he's not the only one to blame for a lack of baby-making. Here's how vanity is supposedly interfering with the Duchess of Cambridge getting pregnant:

"There have been rumors that Kate has had difficulty conceiving, but my guess is that she doesn't want to spoil that gorgeous figure. The flight attendant's daughter is suddenly the world's most adored fashion icon. With a baby, the glamour would be over."

How would the glamour be over? Women would love to see what modern royal maternity wear looks like! Getting pregnant would also force Kate Middleton to quit recycling her wardrobe to buy some new stylish clothes. And Kate doesn't seem like she'd have a hard time bouncing back after having a baby.

But the royal observer speculates that Prince William is regretting spending ten years with Kate instead of sowing his royal oats like his brother Prince Harry. It's hard not to wonder if this observer is male and simply imagining what he would do if he was a royal who could attract a never-ending string of beautiful women.

All of this speculation is probably hogwash, but if Will and Kate are having some trouble in the bedroom, perhaps the Duchess could get some ideas on how to spice things up from the book Fifty Shades of Grey. There are probably some old shackles and whatnot lying around the many old properties that Will's family owns, so she and her hubby could get busy building their own Royal Red Room of Pain.

So what do you think - could Will and Kate be experiencing some marital problems because of how busy, vain, and regretful they are? And do you think that the Duchess of Cambridge has already secretly read Fifty Shades of Grey?