Is Robert Pattinson so in love with Kristen Stewart that he's actually "becoming" her? He acts like it. Calm down everybody. No one is suggesting that RPattz is going to take up cross dressing in Balenciaga gowns and worn, dirty sneakers. However, just as some couples who have been together for a long time seem to look alike and use the same speech patterns and expressions, so RPattz seems to be acting like his girlfriend. And they've only been together for four years! Yes, reports are coming out of Comic-Con saying that Rob has turned into an awkward, clumsy klutz just like Kristen. Yikes.
Reportedly, at Comic-Con, Rob was so clumsy and uncoordinated, he seemed to be auditioning out for a role in a slapstick comedy. During an MTV interview, the Cosmopolis man "accidentally hit himself in the face with the microphone. Then...[he] tripped while walking in and...later he couldn't figure out how to work the mic at the press conference." Goodness. Was he high?
No, he was just acting like his notoriously klutzy better half. And what was the Snow White and the Huntsman star doing while her man was making a fool of himself--er--having difficulties? According to sources, she was "so articulate and graceful."
Yikes. Could it be that, much like Charlize Theron's evil queen in SWATH, Kristen is sucking the grace, poise, and charm out of Robert Pattinson and infecting him with her former nervous, anxiety-ridden, and all around discombobulated persona? Is it Twilight Zone time for Robsten?
Seriously, if Rob and Kristen are trading personalities, it's kind of cute. For now. Hopefully, it won't get creepy.
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Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.