Harry Styles wants to be the biggest ladies' man in One Direction, but is kissing his band mates really the best way to pick up girls?
Some of the female fans of Larry Stylinson (that's the name of Harry and Louis Tomlinson's pretend gay relationship) would argue that this is a great way for Hazza to attract their attention. However, he's just been joking about practicing his kissing technique on Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik. So there's still no Narry.
According to the Mirror, Harry has been reading a book, titled The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists. Olly Murs introduced the dating novice to the novel, which could be to men what Fifty Shades of Grey is to women. However, instead of encouraging readers to fantasize about some made-up sex partner, The Game tells guys like Harry Styles how to pick up girls. But does he really need the help?
An unnamed source told the Mirror that Hazza actually isn't all that confident around the ladies and that one of his favorite tips from the dating self-help book is to hang out around a group of people and to ignore all the girls in the group. Apparently this will make them desperate to get his attention. So maybe this is how he attracted Caggie Dunlop.
Here's what the source said about the one technique that Harry knows he's mastered:
"But the one he has been really laughing about - and threatening to try out on the 1D lads - is the kissing technique. Harry reckons he has totally nailed it."
Basically it involves him going up to a girl and asking if she'd like to kiss him. This sounds like a horrible idea, and there's no way that it would work on Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, or Liam Payne. It's also hard to imagine the method working when other guys try itÂ—it probably needs a "results may vary" disclaimer since it's more apt to work for celebs like Harry.
Maybe Niall Horan has actually found a better book for picking up girls; he's admitted to reading the erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey, which is extremely popular with the ladies. Perhaps Hazza also needs to read the book so that he can use the pickup line, "Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey?" This could be how Niall recently became a chick magnet in Spain.
So what do you think of Harry reading up on how to pick up girls? Does he really need the help, or is this the only line he needs: "Hi, I'm Harry Styles from One Direction?"
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