Khloe Kardashian recently took to Twitter to brag--er--comment about the size of her man's...manhood. On June 27, Khloe tweeted a pic of Lamar Odom's hand posed next to hers. The message accompanying the photo was a short, sweet, and simple one. It read: "Love."
As everyone knows, there's an old wives' tale that claims that the size of a man's genitals is usually commensurate with the size of his hands and feet. Some old wives' tales also suggest a correlation between large genitals and big noses and wide smiles. Others say that--er--well, back to Khloe and Lamar.
After the second Kardashian sister tweeted the "love" pic, a female fan tweeted a funny response.
"his hands are huuuge! haha," tweeted the horny--er--observant fan.
How could La Kardashan resist answering?
"Ummmmmm huh. YES THEY ARE ;) LOL." she tweeted.
So, there you have it. Lamar Odom's manhood as summed up by Khloe Kardashian.
Even female Kardashian haters and probably prudes wish their husbands' and boyfriends' hands measured up. Be truthful, ladies.
© Hope Carson 2012
Hope Carson is the author of 2 books: A Roaring Girl: An Interview with the Thinking Man's Hooker and A Thousand and One Night Stands: The Life of Jon Vincent. You can follow her on Twitter.




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