Guinea Pig Nation : Part 2

Professor McBraun and Dr. Plenti had much to catch up on and this intensely involved theoretical equations. Politically correct sunbathers at the beach reported them as illegal aliens speaking a foreign language and making plans to attack us. The police investigated and found a sunbather did not have two pieces of identification, so he was tasered, handcuffed, kicked and then carted away.

This commotion caused a ripple through the crowd when it was learned the men wearing Speedo and neckties scientists. Actually they were mad scientists, not wanting attention, to sign autographs or be given free ice cream cones. As they walked away, the beach crowd was sending texts and all a-Twitter because only the truly famous would refuse popcorn and walk away so rudely. People started applauding and some said, 'I saw your last movie.'  

The professors at first analyzed this beach scene with some amusement, but then, in a killjoy moment, Professor McBraun said, ‘Sex without commitment complicates relationships.’ Dr. Plenti stopped smiling when he noticed on his I-Phone several romantic messages from women and a few men from their recent beach experience. His wife had jealously warned him not to wear a flannel tie. Professor McBraun did not have a cell phone, but had had a roving eye. 

The Professor and Dr. Plenti had pleasantly found that the libido causes creative thought. However, they were honorable men, yet admired Bill Clinton. They both listened to his Grand Jury testimony and then developed the needed equations to explain the sound of his variation of is.

By satellite they could take the sound of 'Is' and amplify it as a weapon to end all wars in Beta version.