Hey! Hope you enjoyed your vacation from me last week. Time to get back to the SERIOUS WORK of Shortie-writing!
In fact, let's write about work.
You are either
1) a bagel-slicer OR
2) a Lego salesman OR
3) a doughnut-hole inspector OR
Tell me about your job. Refer to catfish, blimps or Gather for bonus Respect.
Well, hello there Gather people, it’s me your favorite show business person, Cher, coming to you from the Goodyear Blimp high above my home in Beverly Hills. So tell me what can I answer for you? I look forward to these question and answer segments so my time is yours. “Yes, the little blue haired lady down front, what is your name?”
“My name is Patti, and my question to you is; what is your favorite song?”
“Well, Patti, I would have to say it was, Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves, the song where I got to play all three parts!”