The challenge was: Write something about 'serious'.
"Absolutely not, magic pen. You've been getting all the glory and this time, I'm going to write a serious piece without your help."
"I can write serious - seriously. Let me help. Pleeeezzzzeee."
"No!" I said while getting his box out.
"No, no, not in there. No no, arghhh." Slam.
Now I'll tell all of you Gatherites a serious story that comes from my conscious brain.
One upon a time I went to the store and bought onions, celery and a roast. I put everything in a crock pot and ate it after it had cooked. It was seriously good.
"Let me out - let me out!"