Len S. Cent is a legend in the world of Actuarial Life Sciences. He had been the Senior Actuary for a prestigious insurance firm and had tirelessly calculated factors saving the company millions. He had been named employee of the month one hundred one times. He was well liked and not resented by fellow employees because he never said a word that rhymed. This may sound strange, but he read Dr. Seuss during break time.
However, Len S. Cents career became more than remarkable when his facts and figures uncovered the most gruesome crime of the century. If not for Len S Cent, sanctioned cold blooded murder might have continued in a sensational small, slowly growing gated community. Yet, the historical record actuality shows that Len S. Cents had no business looking at this data. His actions were not criminal because he had been asked to examine an unusual data anomaly by a rival insurance agent named Bill B. Battle.
Lens S. Cent discovered a diabolical pattern of young people dying and reported this to the local Sheriff. Being newly elected she was shocked by the data showing 35.6% of young people in this gated community dying before the age of 17 over a 50 year period in clouded circumstances. There had been rumors this rather rich enclave had had more than it’s share of sorrows. So many had died young, but this had not raised a police investigatory red flag because the life insurance claims had been from birth and were not of suspiciously high amounts.
To explain this would be to go into that quite evil and black. I’m quite sure no one wants me to go there.













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I think you're setting us up for some major word play, but never the less, carry on Mac Duff.
Remember meeting a guy named Bob Battle once. Never got to ask if his family should be held accountable for warfare. Didn't seem possible.
Yes, it does make one wonder if this man subscribed to Jane's.
Thank you.
BTW: Len becomes the hero, which is an actualized fictionalized *actuary action.
(No numbers were used or misused in the writing of this).