Snooki probably wants people to quit talking about her leaked nude photos, and she knows just the way to do itÂ—by saying something outrageous for everyone to talk about instead.
And it's likely that one of her comments about motherhood is going to annoy plenty of members of the mommy brigade since she oh-so-cleverly compared breastfeeding moms to barnyard animals.
The reality show star revealed that she doesn't want to breastfeed because she's afraid that it will be too painful. However, her baby is still going to get some of his mama's Jersey juiceÂ—Snooks is at least planning on using a breast pump to ensure that her baby gets all the nutrients he needs to grow up to be a healthy and strong gorilla.
But then Snooki said something that makes her leaked nude photos not seem quite so stupid. Here's her statement about trading fist pumping for breast pumping:
"It's kind of like you're a cow and you're just milking."
There actually is a breed of dairy cows called Jersey cows, but hopefully Snooks doesn't emulate them by sharing her breast milk with human beings (now that would be some unnaturally orange ice cream).
Snooki obviously didn't mean to offend anyone with her comment, but there might be some moms out there using breast pumps who don't appreciate being compared to cows.
Unfortunately this might be the start of a long string of gross pregnancy gaffes as Snooks and Jessica Simpson battle to see who can make the craziest comments about mommyhoodÂ—it's going to be really scary to hear how the Jersey Shore star describes giving birth or her relations with Jionni afterward. She'll have to top Jess oversharing by revealing that she ignored her doctor's orders to wait a few weeks before having sex.
So what do you think of the cow comment? Is it stupid, offensive, or harmless?
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