Kris Humphries is hanging out in Miami, and he was recently snapped on the beach sitting next to a dead ringer for his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian. This girl has it allÂ—the height, the hair, the sumptuous curves. From behind, that is. From the front, she looks nothing like Kim. She still has the size and shape, but her face is totally her own, reports TMZ. As soon as Kris and the mystery young woman realized they were being photographed, they split, going in opposite directions along the beach. Does this mean new love is in the sand-swept air, and they are trying to keep it all quiet?
Reports indicate not, but hey, the paparazzi have been lied to before. Frequently, in fact. So just because Kris Humphries says the girl is "just a neighbor," doesn't mean the two are not an item, or about to become one. Kim Kardashian is all wrapped up in a new romance, so why should Kris sit on the beach all alone? There must be thousands of girls in Miami, alone, who would love to hook up with Kris Humphries, even if he's between teams as an NBA player.
But they don't all look like Kim Kardashian. Maybe this time, Kris should date a blonde.
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