Planned Parenthood Celebrates ‘Happy Masturbation Month’

Oh, happy joy joy!

Do you think withe all the perverts we have in the world, what with hearing about child molesters every day, children being raped and killed by repeated sex offenders the courts refuse to keep in jail or execute, that THIS is a good idea?

And never mind the number of rapes that occur against women. Should we encourage an already oversexed society to get themselves all whipped up (no pun intended for males) into a frenzy?

How do so many sickos end up in the same organization? There's not one sane person in that group who would see this and sit back for a minute and say, "wait, uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea". They want to make all private, personal things public.

Perhaps if they changed their attitudes somewhat, they could meet someone nice, settle down and stop sharing all their sexual urges with the rest of the country. We really didn't ask, and we really, really don't want to know, and don't particularly care what you do in the privacy of your own home.

What did they do, sit around the board room and say, "Hey I know what about Masturbation Month? What did they all do next?

I fear this type of nonsense will cause a whole generation of kids to grow up sexually confused over what to reveal and what to keep private.

Let's keep the young, young as long as we can. How about we celebrate for May being Military Appreciation month instead? Or American Bike Month, National Duckling Month, Mother Goose Day, Mother's Day, Kite Day, Circus Day...

Are my tax dollars still going to this baby-killing organization?

From the article:

Planned Parenthood is an intricate organization that often finds itself in the cross-hairs of controversy. If not for its abortion services, the group sometimes catches fire for the bizarre activities and marketing techniques it uses. Consider the Six Rivers Planned Parenthood of Eureka, California, and its pro-abortion prayer campaign — an initiative we covered last month. Now, Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida is apparently launching a new celebratory campaign – Masturbation Month.

(Related: CA Planned Parenthood Joins Pro-Choice Clergy to Launch ‘40 Days of Prayer’ In Support of Abortion)

On Friday, the local affiliate tweeted, “Happy Masturbation Month! We’ve got lots of info on masturbation here,“ with a link to a web page chock full of information detailing the ”harmful myths about masturbation.”

The Planned Parenthood web site claims that there are heath benefits to masturbation and that “it’s…common for children and teens to masturbate.” In a FAQ section, the organization takes on a number of questions surrounding masturbation and shares some somewhat graphic details regarding how the process is undertaken.

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/planned-parenthood-celebrates-happy-masturbation-month/