Tuesday's challenge was posted by Phillip DeNise. Given several choices, I chose clueless.
I was clueless when I first saw a cat. What a lovely animal. Fur so soft and shiny, claws to catch, tail to twitch. What a wonderous animal and one I desired to befriend. "Hi, my name's Pam. Who and what are you?"
"I'm a cat," said the cat whilst salivating.
"What do you do?"
"I sleep a lot, complain when Greg forgets to clean my litter box or feed me. He did that to me today and I'm hungry."
"What do you eat?"
With a cheshire grin, he said, "Little blue birds."