What A. F. Stewart Did Last Month
A. F. Stewart spent the month of April writing poetry, a whole flaming whack of poetry, and not one poem got sprinkled with paprika. She did it for the Mindful Poetry group here on Gather, for National Poetry Month and because, for some reason, did not think she was busy enough already.
Now she suffers from poetry burnout (plus cramped fingers) and feels the need to get back to murder and mayhem - of the fictional kind, so don’t call the police. She needs a return to B-Movie Monsters, Flesh-Eating, Cannibal Demons and Steampunk Vampires.
Ah, something to look forward to...
Give me up to 100 words about yourself -- in third person.
For example, if by some magical event Ann C. were to answer this prompt, she would write, "Ann is..." and "Ann did..." and so on. (Unless she isn't and didn't, in which case she'd write, "Ann didn't, and how dare you say she did!")
You get the idea. I hope. (Tracy hopes.)
Optional bonus words: flaming, cannibal, paprika.
Your story may be serious or lighthearted or as silly as you like so long as it is 100 or fewer words.