Christopher S. McCormick who lives in North Canton, Ohio, managed to crash into the Federal Building at 3 am. Canton police arrested McCormick shortly after the incident.
According to CNN, "It happened around 3 a.m. at the Ralph Regula Federal Building and United States Courthouse at 301 McKinley Avenue SW."
You have to wonder what a naked man is thinking when he runs into a Federal Building with his car, and then, runs away naked. Surely, he did not think he would not be on video. He gets the stupid nude man award for sure.









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This sounds like an extreme case of
Spontaneous Fabric Reduction Disorder” (SFRD).
It is a severe and unexpected phenomenon that typically happens as the victims’ spouse is entering their home without warning!
There is a great article about it, in the MJDSA, ed. II (Medical Journal of Disloyal Spouse Ailments, second edition).
It was discovered I believe by a well known philanthropist philanderer in France!
um.
no.
However it reminds me of a story of a man that swore to a Magistrate, that he was merely attempting to help a young lady across a fence!
(you see what happens to me, when I spend too much time conversing with Del?) (smile)